Two and a Half Men lady, Today in show business news: A big change is coming to Two and a Half Men, Arnold Schwarzenegger sells a bodybuilding show to Showtime, and Homeland adds a cast member.
CBS's stalwart sitcom Two and a Half Men, once about two brothers and one of their sons, now about two non-brothers and one of their sons, is soon to be about two non-brothers and one guy's brother's daughter. You see, because Angus T. Beefburger is leaving the show, as a regular anyway, the producers have decided to add a new young person character, this time a girl. What's going to happen is that when Beefburger leaves, a girl in her late teens or early twenties is going to show up and reveal that she is the child of Charlie Harper, the character who was played by Charlie Sheen until Sheen left the show and the character was killed off. Surprise! Of course she'll quickly come to live with Charlie's brother Alan and his new roommate Walden Schmidt, the dumb computer millionaire played by dumb computer millionaire Ashton Kutcher. So it will be Two Men and a Young Woman. Sounds kinky! Who will play this young lady? Well, Kaley Cuoco is booked, so not her. Does she have a sister? Someone go check to see if Kaley Cuoco has a younger sister. Because she'd probably be perfect.
